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The "You are banned!" game

Postby Jonn » 04 Nov 2011 17:53

Hello everyone!

Welcome to the "You are banned!" game where everyone post a (fake) reason why the person before he/she should be banned.

Example:
Person 1: You are banned because of starting this topic
Person 2: You are banned for banning someone
Person 3: You are banned because of Chuck Norris and Peanuts

This idea is a copy of http://www.bornegames.com/forum/topic/t ... anned-game, see that website for examples.

The person before me is banned because he didn't started this topic!
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Re: The "You are banned!" game

Postby Luiji » 04 Nov 2011 19:50

You're banned for creating YET ANOTHER OFF-TOPIC FORUM GAME.
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Re: The "You are banned!" game

Postby -DarkAceZ- » 04 Nov 2011 20:53

You are banned because you didn't hack your Wii!
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Re: The "You are banned!" game

Postby Luiji » 04 Nov 2011 21:31

You are banned because your statement incorrectly assumes I have a Wii!
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Re: The "You are banned!" game

Postby Dr. Luygi » 04 Nov 2011 22:36

Luiji is banned because his name is based off of Luigi
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Re: The "You are banned!" game

Postby Luiji » 05 Nov 2011 15:43

Dr. Luygi is banned for the same reason.
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Re: The "You are banned!" game

Postby Dr. Luygi » 05 Nov 2011 21:14

luiji is banned for ripping off my name lolxd [/sarcasm]
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Re: The "You are banned!" game

Postby Luiji » 05 Nov 2011 22:15

You're banned for making such a lame sarcastic joke. For those of you who don't get the sarcasm, you are banned for not realizing that I was on the forum before him, and thus he'd, if anything, be ripping off me.
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Re: The "You are banned!" game

Postby -DarkAceZ- » 06 Nov 2011 02:20

You guys are all banned for not posting anything on these forums about MacGyver.
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Re: The "You are banned!" game

Postby penguin » 06 Nov 2011 03:42

Luiji is banned for making a complex post thingy that i stood at for a minute saying.. huh? (I'm a blonde by the way! :D )
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Re: The "You are banned!" game

Postby Luiji » 06 Nov 2011 16:34

You are banned for (a) not banning the person directly before you and (b) continuing with the self-deprecating blonde humor. Everybody in this topic other than I, by the way, is banned for posting in this topic when none of them can actually ban users. (And to comment on all users is not hypocritical of (a) because I simply said that he did not try to ban the person before him -- this does not entail its because he additionally tried to ban someone else.)
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Re: The "You are banned!" game

Postby Jonn » 11 Nov 2011 17:44

False is the new true.

You're not banned!

and because false is the new true, "You're not banned!" is false, so you are banned.

And this explanation was false.
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Re: The "You are banned!" game

Postby Jonn » 11 Nov 2011 17:44

I ban myself for banning myself!
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Re: The "You are banned!" game

Postby -DarkAceZ- » 11 Nov 2011 19:26

Jonn wrote:I ban myself for banning myself!

You are banned because you made me LOL.
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Re: The "You are banned!" game

Postby Luiji » 11 Nov 2011 22:58

You are banned for promiscuous banning.
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Re: The "You are banned!" game

Postby -DarkAceZ- » 11 Nov 2011 23:34

You are banned because you used THAT word. LOL
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Re: The "You are banned!" game

Postby Luiji » 12 Nov 2011 16:05

You are banned for the same reason.
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Re: The "You are banned!" game

Postby Jonn » 12 Nov 2011 16:46

You are banned because of milkshakes.
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Re: The "You are banned!" game

Postby Luiji » 12 Nov 2011 19:57

You are banned because that does not even make sense.
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Re: The "You are banned!" game

Postby mrvertigo27 » 21 Nov 2011 20:28

you are banned because you did not place an article dealing with time in your prior post stating that no one here has the power to ban anyone else. you sir failed to account for the future probability of someone joining in on the game that DID have this power......

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